Urban Dictionary

Found this on Tumblr. :) I promise I'll post a real blog sometime soon.

Rules:
—- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
—- Post the first definition it gives you.

1. Your name: Jamie
A girl who is intelligent, yet silly. A girl who is cold on the outside, yet warm and cuddly on the inside. A girl who tell her friends everything, yet she has many secrets hidden. A girl who is a great friend, yet a worthy advesary if you are not a friend of hers. A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone's ass when necessary.
Jamie is awesome.

2. Your age? Fourteen
A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.

3. One of your friends? Emma
A REALLY hot girl who is REALLY funny and irresistable to all guys. You either want to be here or be with her
"DAYUM man that girl is an emma"
"wow that girl is so emma i know i don't even have a chance!"
"every one likes emma"

(Hehe. :P)

4. What should you be doing? Summer Reading
The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.

5. Favorite color? Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?.
'yo, where da green at?'

6. Birthplace? Seffner
The wost place to live in Florida. Drug capital of Hillsborough. Also known as Methner.
Seffner is known for it's many meth labs, and the ability to get any drug anywhere. Seffner also sucks.

7. Month of your birth? February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year) Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day. People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"